Post Season Snackbite: EVE IS ALIVE!! Yippy ki Emmys mothaf@#&a!

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Post Season Snackbite: EVE IS ALIVE!! Yippy ki Emmys mothaf@#&a!

HELLO FRIENDS! We’re back again! Did you miss us, because we missed you. It’s been a hot girl summer and in this #WellWellVillanelle Post Season Snackbite, we recap some of our favorite moments from Season 2, fangirl over the 9, THAT’S RIGHT NIIINNNEEE, Emmy nominations the Killing Eve cast + crew has received, muse over recent cast announcements, and of course speculate WILDLY on all the photos that have leaked from set so far. May the #PolastriTheories commence! Also, we’re doing another massive giveaway! Details are at the end of this episode.

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Post Season SnackBite: What is Romance?

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Post Season SnackBite: What is Romance?


HAPPY PRIDE! So what doth disturbeth the fandom? A new article of course, this time from the Gay Times UK and welp, we have some things to say about it. Thank you to all the listeners who brought this to our attention for us to discuss. In this second Killing Eve Post Season Snackbite, we breakdown Sandra’s latest comments, “The Male Gaze” and the concept of romance surrounding Villanelle and Eve. Spoilers for The Girlfriend Experience [misquoted as ‘The Girlfriend Experiment] & Mulholland Drive abound, apologies if you’ve not seen the films. All that and a little bit more in this mini episode of #WellWellVillanelle.

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Well Well Villanelle - You’re Mine

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Well Well Villanelle - You’re Mine


With Villanelle taking on her most annoying undercover job yet in the name of love, we watch Eve do what she does best to a fault- tap into her innermost desires and blaming everyone around her for the things that go awry.

Join us as we break down the highs and lows of this season finale of Killing Eve titled “You’re Mine”

Chapter Marks:

:30 - WOOOOOOW what a finale!

4:56 - She had it coming..

6:10 - Let’s start at the very beginning

16:04 - Eve gets catcalled in a crisis

20:35 - Eve moonlights as The Ghost

25:18 - Peel’s death felt anticlimactic

37:35 - Aaron makes his proposition

39:24 - Eve’s worst fear exploited

45:10 - 3 Psychopaths & Mrs. Leery

48:38 - Villanelle wants Eve to see her sacrifice

51:35 - Peel watches his own murder with glee

54:58 - Eve is mad, a tale in 3 acts

58:56 - Villanelle was trying to be a good gf

1:01:04 - Eve seems pretty chill with murder

1:04:50 - Villanelle flirts: The Omen

1:07:30 - Eve’s faux righteousness is annoying

1:11:16 - Back at the hotel Carolyn lies in waiting

1:16:30 - The real plan is revealed

1:22:03 - Eve refuses Carolyn’s help

1:24:03 - Konstantin makes an appearance

1:28:05 - So Villanelle has family out there

1:31:08 - Raymond is back & dramatic as ever

1:35:56 - Is Raymond a number in the 12?

1:39:29 - The fight is on!

1:45:10 - Villanelle’s big mistake

1:51:00 - Theory: Eve didn’t really feel sick

1:52:49 - Theory: Villanelle doesn’t want Eve to be a mess

1:56:57 - Escape to the Ruins

2:00:01 - Eve takes her rage out on some wood

2:03:25 - Villanelle was skipping!!

2:07:10 - Does Eve really want the quiet life tho?

2:10:07 - Color theory: Do the red and green have meaning?

2:11:55 - THOSE DAMN BIRDS!!!

2:15:45 - Sliding Doors: Raymond’s Murder

2:20:15 - The loss of agency triggers Eve

2:25:25 - “I’m proud of you”

2:30:00 - Eve is a self made woman

2:32:01 - Bonnie & Clyde is Eve projecting

2:37:35 - Eve is completely undone by touch

2:43:35 - “I thought you were special”

2:48:48 - On principle Eve should have known

2:58:49 - Bring on the pain!!

3:04:00 - Why is Villanelle on her Wild Wild West?

3:09:08 - Why do people keep mentioning Anna?

3:10:08 - Are you guys ok?

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Killing Eve Snackisode 206.5 - Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: Domesticity, Betrayal, and Violence

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Killing Eve Snackisode 206.5 - Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: Domesticity, Betrayal, and Violence


In this Killing Eve Snackisode, we speculate wildly to make up for the missing first 2 minutes of 207. Is Konstantin plotting against Eve, will Eve interrupt a threesome with Villanelle, and exactly what kind of threat does Peel present to our faves? We get into all this and more on this Snackisode recapping Killing Eve episode 206, ‘I Hope You Like Missionary!’

Chapter Marks:


1:00 - BBC/AMC is starving us!
2:05 - Corrections
2:25 - Konstantin was making Drachona
4:10 - Bisto also exists a.k.a. gravy in a box
5:34 - Dixit revisited! We want a Villaneve version
7:29 - Clarifying the Moscow Rules
11:35 - Villanelle never changed her clothes
14:58 - Revelations
15:15 - Was Carolyn annoyed by the Drachona?
16:24 - Villanelle, I’m home!
21:14 - So it’s Villanelle & Niko, NOT Eve
28:01 - New trailer! “Killer Couple”..what?? http://bit.ly/New207
33:13 - What’s Vill doing on the bed?
37:25 - “Soulmates!”
41:33 - PWB wants to be murdered by Jodie http://bit.ly/PWBart
43:16 - Musings
43:29 - How long was Villanelle watching?
46:22 - “You always look annoyed to see me”
49:49 - Why is Niko in danger?
51:07 - Is Konstantin plotting against Eve?
56:45 - Will Peel make Eve jealous?
1:03:23 - Will Peel recognize Villanelle?
1:12:01 - Is Eve working through Vill’s wish list?
1:16:31 - 208 “You’re Mine” description is out!
1:20:21 - Spotted on Twitter/Tumblr
1:20:37 - Twitter Polls!
1:22:28 - Villanelle’s bed location @lesbianmoonlobster
1:23:21 - Questions from @bleentastic
1:24:10 - “Bad Choices” meme @villainever http://bit.ly/villschoices
1:25:03 - Villaneve Reductress memes @villainever http://bit.ly/reductm
1:27:02 - Shoutout to @kiko-blue & your wife!!
1:29:43 - So Funko did a poll and Killing Eve lost?!
1:32:25 - Jodie’s nominated for best villain!
1:34:50 - Final Takes
1:35:03 - NO EARLY 2 MINUTES = Killing Eve Bingo!
1:36:06 - The ever disappearing Kenny
1:38:43 - Villanelle in Plaid! Thank you BBC
1:39:34 - Did anyone win those pajamas??
1:41:04 - Can Killing Eve go to more things please
1:42:18 - Favorite Line of the Week!
1:43:55 - “Looks like we’re both busy… with WORK!”
1:46:20 - My dad taught me a thing
1:47:35 - We’re doing a massive giveaway!!
1:50:15 - Shoutout to Katie @so_it_goes4!
1:50:37 - Shoutout to @SigmaEsquire03!
1:51:59 - Thank you @therealashleym

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Well Well Villanelle - Smell Ya Later - Our Endgame Review

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Well Well Villanelle - Smell Ya Later - Our Endgame Review


WE ARE NOT OK!! This is our longest episode yet and we couldn’t help ourselves. We are disorganized, disheveled, and we spoil the released first 2min of episode 6 straightaway, but we still do our best to recap the incredible 5th episode of Killing Eve season 2 entitled ‘Smell Ya Later’

CHAPTER LIST:

0:40 - SPOILERS! SPOILERS! SPOILERS! FOR THE FIRST 2MIN OF EPISODE 6!!! WE’RE SORRY!!!
5:53 - We try to start at the very beginning
8:28 - Eve projects her desires, again
13:13 - Villanelle has the Ghost shooketh
14:30 - Carolyn recommends a vet
16:06 - Villanelle has a new hobby
19:42 - Everyone should tip Villanelle
22:45 - Eve probes Jess for information
24:59 - Eve gets a second date idea
32:40 - Konstantin meets his contact
38:40 - Martin gives his seminar
40:01 - Eve is the favorite
43:05 - Martin the hidden genius
48:20 - Villanelle begins doing the most
51:43 - Carolyn the puppet master
56:13 - Eve gets an O delivered to her door
1:02:29 - Villanelle goes shopping for her date
1:05:13 - Another reason Carolyn is the shit
1:10:37 - Hugo not minding his business again
1:13:11 - Kenny is the only one making sense
1:15:15 - Villanelle’s rituals are the best
1:16:35 - Eve’s murder urge makes sense
1:22:47 - Eve preps for her date
1:23:34 - Cheers to Villanelle and that veil!
1:27:04 - The Asian/Caribbean culture jumps out
1:29:55 - Eve misses out on the frisk
1:31:25 - Villanelle, the kitchen, and that scene!
1:38:54 - Eve grabs a cheek
1:45:23 - Villanelle is surprised
1:47:10 - What was the original plan?
1:50:29 - Villanelle has some fun
1:52:08 - THE SINK DECLERATION
1:58:12 - We almost got a kiss
2:00:35 - Killing Eve the romantic comedy
2:07:08 - Carolyn & Konstantin
2:13:17 - Eve is being a crappy gf
2:17:15 - The Ghost awaits her fate
2:19:34 - Eve unleashes her secret weapon
2:21:38 - What’s the real reason Eve is mad?
2:25:20 - Villanelle wants Eve to participate
2:31:54 - Nadia deserved better
2:35:05 - Are the writers trolling us?
2:38:22 - Villanelle did the damn thing
2:41:46 - Villanelle tells Niko some thangs
2:46:09 - Wow Niko, who knew
2:53:27 - New Villaneve date theory
2:57:26 - Shoutout to the crackheads & all our twitter friends
2:58:56 - Villanelle doesn’t have the time
3:01:02 - Eve needs to see the scar!
3:02:38 - Predictions for episode 6
3:10:30 - But really, frak those early 2min
3:13:01 - Check out kikoblu’s http://bit.ly/killingevekills
3:16:09 - We’re sorry, again
3:17:50 - Property of Villanelle swag


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Killing Eve Snackisode 204.5 - Gayby Fantasies, Eve’s missing edges, & CAROLYN!!!

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Killing Eve Snackisode 204.5 - Gayby Fantasies, Eve’s missing edges, & CAROLYN!!!


In this Killing Eve Snackisode, we try to hold ourselves together long enough to recap ‘Desperate Times’… again. Where is Jess keeping Eve’s edges, why is Villanelle wearing lace, and did Carolyn get the flowers first? We discuss all that in addition to our new ship NiGO (Niko + Hugo) in this unusually long mid-week snack. Shoutout to tumblr user @aliendoges for the excellent Villanelle prose.

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Well Well Villanelle -  Desperate Times

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Well Well Villanelle - Desperate Times


CAROLYN!!!! This might be our longest episode yet, but it was warranted, as we’ve been put through the emotional ringer. Emo Villanelle makes her triumphant return, Hugo pervs on Eve, and Carolyn confirms she’s the best super spy on the show. Has Villanelle been writing love notes for weeks? Will Niko ever brush his teeth? We discuss all that and more as we recap episode 4 of Killing Eve Season 2.

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Killing Eve Snackisode 203.5 - Sad & Bougie: a Sapphic Tale of Angst & Longing

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Killing Eve Snackisode 203.5 - Sad & Bougie: a Sapphic Tale of Angst & Longing


In this Killing Eve Snackisode we breakdown Konstantin’s jealousy, Eve trying to kill with food, Villanelle’s relationship advice and the ASMR door sex scene that wrecked Eve’s day & her undies.

Chapter notes below

CHAPTER LIST:

2:24 - Corrections

2:42 - Konstantin is jealous

7:58 - Eve & Villanelle share many traits

10:41 - So that omelet was a literal demon

13:03 - Apparently Villanelle steals school paraphernalia

14:08 - Revelations

14:22 - Eve is literally the worst spy, an opus

18:19 - Trading Places: The Villaneve Edition

19:48 - Carolyn got us shook

22:05 - Eve will do whatever it takes to get her girl

25:15 - The hotel sex scene is ASMR for Villaneve fans

26:38 - Who does Carolyn report to?

26:57 - The Bellhop day drinks for several reasons

32:26 - Eve and Villanelle have Saphic superpowers

35:04 - Sad & Bougie, a tale of two lovers

36:41 - Musings

39:06 - Eve is making her own fate

43:03 - Niko needs to get on HIS knees

45:56 - Was Villanelle fearing a stabby Eve or the 12

51:15 - Villanelle is soooo jealous!

53:30 - Eve, the original stan

54:33 - “Desperate Times” ahead

57:23 - Lets talk about the lipstick lyrics!

1:01:21 - Eve has no idea what she wants

1:02:44 - MI6 is the worst

1:05:00 - Why do people think Villanelle wants Eve dead?

1:07:00 - Favorite lines of the week

1:08:10 - Emo Villanelle is our favorite

1:15:05 - The UK fans should riot

1:16:30 - How long was Villanelle singing?

1:18:03 - The Villaneve mantra

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Killing Eve Snackisode 202.5 - The Apple , Eve’s future uHauling, & Carolyn’s Exes

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Killing Eve Snackisode 202.5 - The Apple , Eve’s future uHauling, & Carolyn’s Exes


n this Killing Eve Snackisode we introduce new segments: Corrections, Revelations, Musings, Final Takes, and our Favorite Line of the Week. Join us we break down the significance of the bite in apple, the probability of Carolyn having her own assassin (ex?) girlfriend, Eve dreaming about Bill, and the likely soundtrack to Villanelle & Niko’s 2nd meeting.

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